When I see this posted on someone’s Facebook timeline, I want to punch myself in the dick.
This is how you want to celebrate a friend’s special day? You literally can’t think of one creative sentence a year? The birthday girl’s parents, who made sweet love 26 years and 9 months ago, should slap you in the face.
(BTW: This lazy birthday keyboard shart is especially disrespectful to December babies, who already get screwed in the gift department by the combining gifts crowd.)
Behold sassier, more creative ways to wish someone a happy birthday on Facebook.
1. Simple Photos:
Hope you have more fun tonight than this guy! Happy birthday.
Happy birthday! I have a present for you.
3. Utilize the “Your Friendship” feature on Facebook.
Simply go to the birthday boy’s profile and click here:
You’re then presented with every magical wall interaction you’ve had since you’ve been friends. As you might imagine, this is pretty damn amusing. For me, 2008 was a year spent learning about simple business principles.
4. Write a Poem:
5. Drop a New Nickname:
Maybe you haven’t talked to the birthday boy/girl in two years, but you still want to use this socially acceptable opportunity to non-creepily talk to them because you think they’re hot, etc. At least add a nickname to the end of your birthday message. Something like:
Happy birthday Big Guy.
Happy birthday Tickles.
6. Remix a Song:
7: Use PowerPoint Photoshop