Love is patient. Love is kind. Real love is raw and uncut. Real love makes you write poems about another man’s butt (more on that in a bit).
We all have eyes. Tom Brady and Kliff Kingsbury are hot men. They’re not just pretty faces, but guys you’d be happy if your sister married. (Ladies: If you’re unfamiliar with Kliff, he’s the Head Football Coach at Texas Tech.) My friend Brock is passionate about Kliff. My friend Ricky daydreams about Tom.
Left to right: Brock, Ricky
Talk about a fantasy team! Here’s a top five list of which NFL mascots are getting boinked the most. If you could use a furry refresh, Drama and Turtle break it down nicely here:
And now on to the list:
What do you remember about Horace Grant? Probably not much beyond his goggles. I remember him as a champion, and a beacon for rec-spec’d glue guys everywhere. (He averaged an impressive 13.4 points and 9.1 rebounds per game during the Bulls’ three-peat btw.)
A stud like Horace should not just fade into obscurity. This is why he needs his own iPhone/Android app that adds colored goggles onto any photo you take. I could explain the benefits further, but I think these photos speak for themselves:
Get at me Horace.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time…to me. And that’s all that matters. Russell won more championships. Kareem scored more points. Wilt changed the rules of the game. Oscar had more triple doubles. I don’t care about any of this.